Chase's dad had us and Chase's two sisters right a short, funny "essay" about what it's really like to be a parent and then he drew a name to see who would win the free night at the Westin. Here's our entry, hope it makes you laugh:
- Diapering should be considered an Olympic sport. It requires great skill and speed, otherwise you either get pissed off or pissed on
- Leaving the house with 2 small children can go one of two ways: bad or horribly bad
- Dora, Diego, and Doc McStuffins feel like family members
- I can now add human jungle gym to my list of many talents
- vacationing with small children requires days of preparation
- I can sing smashing renditions of all the theme songs on Nick Jr. and Disney Jr.
- If I don't sigh, scream, or swear in the first 10 minutes after the kids are awake then it's a good start to the day
- I never appreciated the phrase, "who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?" until I had kids of my own
- I sure love my babies but Chase will be getting a vasectomy for Christmas, ho ho ho....
Dressed and ready for dinner
My Glamorous Witch! I actually took these pics last week and never posted them so here's our round one photo shoot of Madison's witch costume. I found her costume at Cracker Barrel for a very reasonable price compared to other similar style costumes. I know it's a random place that you wouldn't typically think of but they don't disappoint! Her bumble bee costume from last year came from there too.
We found the jewels and black marker that we used last Halloween so of course we had to incorporate them again this year.
Trunk or Treat at Madison's school with her friend Carter. Cutest little witch and dragon I ever did see!
These two insisted on holding hands the whole time, so cute! I bought the headband Madison is wearing for me but it was a bit windy and her hat wouldn't stay on so I put it on her instead. I actually think I like it better than the hat!
After Trunk or Treat we went home to pick up daddy and Emma and went to Leanne's church carnival.
Wicked Witch of the West!
Madison and her new friend "dark vador" as she called him. She LOVED him and was distraught on the way home because she didn't get to tell him bye when we left. And by distraught I mean she cried the whole way home!
Emma got her fist taste of a dum dum sucker when we got home and was a very sticky, happy mess!








